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Tuesday, July 29, 2003

CBC News: Calgarian held in Lebanese jail

Well, the tree-hugger did visit Israel! I think our friends the Lebanese are just and merciful in not stoning him on the spot.

Will the Canadian government give the man the Bill Sampson treatment, the Ahmad Sa'id Khadr treatment, or the Zahra Kazemi treatment. Place your bets now.

posted 12:46 AM

Duffy writes:
WEll, the link there has to do with S. Hussesin's sons, so maybe I've misunderstood: I would like you to explain more if so.
I do think it'd fair to say that English-language newspaper and nes agencies may (if I may say so) report a great welter of impressions of things, and one needn't think a particular service's report means anythings.
I do know what you say; but I don't believe we all worry about CBC. I don't read 'em or listen to their idiot broadcasts ever. But I do know what you mean of course.


I am not (in this particular case) concerned with the CBC itself. I am concerned with, for want of a better word, my fellow Canadians.

This article appeared to represent a "sample of responses," a representative Canadian view, rather than, say, "some of the more off-the-wall responses we received were..." And the representative Canadian view, according to the CBC, is: "I'm glad the Americans released these photos. It shows they are just as barbaric as the regime they toppled."

This is insane. Ebay and Eefquay (to borrow the
Poor Man's turn of phrase) are objectively worse than "the Americans". By any criteria you care to mention -- cold-blooded murder, rape, pilaging, Olympic-athlete-torturing -- Saddam and his sons more "barbaric" than Bush, Pat Buchanan, Ann Coulter, and David Duke combined. The only way the unlamented sadistic bastards are anywhere near Bush for barbarism is if we redefine "barbaric" as "having the quality or being George W. Bush." And I am amazed, saddened, and disappointed in people who sincerely do not see the difference.

posted 12:26 AM

Monday, July 28, 2003

How far removed from reality is Eric Margolis?
This far removed from reality.

posted 6:02 PM

Saturday, July 26, 2003

And now for some real controversy: I just heard the Jeff Healey version of "Stuck In The Middle With You," and I wish to go on record saying it's better than the original. I am just that kind of rebel.

Go give
Magen David Adom some dough at Michele's, Meryl's or Laurence's site. Have fun, and I'll see you Sunday night.

posted 3:09 PM

I am sorry about yesterday's posts. Please feel free to ignore them completely. Shitty ex-husband-related bad day, which Angua tends to personalize and project into the news.

In fact,
all is for the best in this best of all possible worlds.

Except for some people who just don't get it. But we must be kind to idiots and other small furry animals, just as Jesus was. When it seems that you are surrounded by the slow-of-thinking in the future, Angua, just ask yourself -- what would Jesus do.

posted 2:41 AM

Friday, July 25, 2003

Oh, and a bonus "may as well kill myself now"
news story, just for those of you who thought something somewhere may not be as fucked up as all hell.

No more following the news for Angua. Bad for my mental health.

posted 8:26 PM

I read
this and I truly feel like a foriegner in my own country. There's moral equivalence and reflexive anti-Americanism and all that, and more power to you, friend... And then there's HAVING NO ACTUAL CONNECTION TO ACTUAL REALITY ON THIS FUCKING PLANET!!!!! (Pardon me for yelling. But someone here is insane, on the "I am Napoleon" level of insanity. I am just hoping it's not me.)

What I mean to say, I think, is that there's something to saying a five-year-old deliberately killed by a terrorist as she cowers behind her Mom is the same as a five-year-old accidentally killed in a military operation to apprehend a killer, with all the attempts and intentions to avoid civilian deaths. I don't necessarily think the cases are identical, but I do understand how someone may think so.

Similarly, I understand looking at the US and seeing an arrogant bully, rather than an immensely diverse country with untold positive contributions to art, science, and politics. I don't, but I can see how someone might.

But this... I think it should just make me quitely sad for my fellow Canadians. Instead, it makes me too angry to write effectively. Sorry.

posted 5:23 PM

Tuesday, July 22, 2003

I am currently looking for a Toronto writers group, ideally for genre fiction. I want input from people who do not look down on mysteries, and I am afraid that creative writing types going for the Great Canadian Novel may not be open-minded.

Pass it on.

posted 1:21 PM

Oliver Kamm: "I ruefully record that I've tried this highly calculated move on various people of similar views to my correspondent's, and it doesn't remotely have the effect he claims for it."

And another one goes on the blogroll.

Bloggers in the house: When you link to someone, do you write to let them know? Is it too much of "me, me, pay attention to meeee!!!"? Or merely a polite thing to do? Bear in mind that this is a rhetorical question. (I don't think I could work up the nerve to contact someone without them contacting me first. Yes, I am a riot at parties, at least until the sangria get flowing.) Also bear in mind that my reading audience is 2 and a cat -- there is no appreciable benefit to being linked by me.

posted 12:10 AM

Saturday, July 19, 2003

How do you explain the Internet to someone technically incompetent who's never experienced it?

My best friend keeps asking me to do things like find out the name of the Ukranian national anthem "on the net" or advertise her apartment for rent "on the net". Now the finding out stuff is what they pay me the big bucks for, so that's never a problem. ("Ukraine is Not Yet Dead," words by Pavlo Chubynsky, music by Mykhailo Verbytsky, why do you ask?)

But I refuse to "post an ad on the net" for someone without an email address, without some kind of further directions. So my best friend is mad at me now.

Incidentally, I just re-read my last post. Is my audience

  1. non-existent

  2. content to believe I make moonshine for a living

  3. more able to deal with vagarties of Adobe than I give them credit for?



posted 5:17 AM

Thursday, July 17, 2003

OK, listen to this: http://www.hayfestival.com/2003/DOCS/radio/2003/hitchens.htm

(Thanks,
Pundit Ex Machina!)

I know it's old, but it's good. Trust me -- I am doing 3 hours of sleep a day for the past week, with the hope of sleeping from Friday noon through Saturday 7 PM. The only things keeping me happy is posting silly comments on Flit and Tacitus (you know the URLs), and this. Oh, and watching KaZaA'd Neverwhere on computer between distillations, in 10 minute chunks.

Oh, and I am going to Hay next year. You have been told.

posted 3:42 AM

Friday, July 11, 2003

Fringe Report (Part One):

I've been totally inundated with work this week, so I am missing most of the
Fringe Fest, one of my favourite summer events in the city.

I've only managed to see Toothpaste and Cigars so far. It's quite good, if dragging a bit towards the end. It's based on a 10 minute play, expanded to fill a 55 minute timeslot -- what did you expect? But the dialog is funny and fast-paced and rings true most of the time; the actors are charming and talented; and the premise, while not unique, is handled with style.

I am consistently amazed by the level of acting in the city: Michael Rinaldi, especially, is outstanding. (These things are tough to judge, sometimes, based on how close the character is to the actor's real personality. What seems like good acting may just be "being yourself" taken to a higher level.)


posted 1:24 PM

Thursday, July 10, 2003

Reasonable left-of-centre blogger: Fact. Link. Opinion.


Left-wing nutcase: This proves Bush is Hitler!!!! And he was selected, not elected. Oiillll!!!! Quagmire!!!!!

Right-wing sane person: Another fact. Polite opposing opinion.

Left-wing nutcase: You are an ugly smelly troll. You make no sense. You are connving and evil. All conservatives are dumber than rocks. You shouldn't engage in ad hominem attacks, you baby-killing fat Texan racist!

Left-wing sane persons: ....crickets churping.... tumbleweeds rolling....

Right-wing nutcase: You must want to f*ck Saddam! I love Bush!!! I hate Canadians!!!

Left-wing sane persons: Aren't we so cool and neat and amazing that no one on our side ever acts this nutty and inconsiderate?



Yes, yes, I know it works just as well on the other side. I am just saying, is all...

posted 11:03 PM

Sorry, had to come back for this (via
Best of the Web):
La révolution est déjà commencée: bientôt Radio-Canada se branchera directement dans vos cervelles, le tout financé par vos taxes. Ha, ha, ha.


The sad thing is, it sounds just incoherent and self-aggrandizing enough for Chrétien to really have said it.

posted 3:59 AM

Off to do terrible Adobe-related things for a couple of days. When I come back:

  • LGF: Useful source of news and information? A bunch of rabid loons?

  • (Quebec-style or USofA State-style or Swiss-style) federalism for other provinces?



Discuss.

posted 3:34 AM

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Why is
everyone ranting on T.O.? Coming up with stuff I love about Canada takes some time, partly because I don't feel qualified. (Hence the trip to Newfoundland this summer, and not NYC or Italy.) I can tell you what I love about Southern Ontario, and Northern Ontario, and Quebec... And then I sorta peter out. But Toronto? Don't get me started!

  • Toronto Island -- the Ward's Island and Algonquin Island part, not necessarily Centerville or naked beach part

  • High Park, including the Grenadier Pond and Shakespeare in the Park

  • Harbourfront

  • Fringe Theatre Festival. Summerworks Theatre Festival. Soulpepper Theatre Company. CanStage Theatre Company... OK, I'll stop now. But name me another city, outside NYC, with quite this level of vibrant theatre life.

  • The Annex. Ignore the 19-year-olds who think they know everything.

  • Queen Street West -- it may gone to the dogs (or the Gap) in the last decade, but it's still cooler than you are.

  • Queen Street further West and Queen Street East (what Queen Street West once was)

  • Used book shopping on Yonge Street

  • The Beaches

  • Cabbagetown (including the Necropolis and Riverdale Farm)

  • Little Italy -- the old Italian men yelling about soccer part, the women in black grocery shopping part, and the back-yard gradens part, not the hip young people part.

  • Little India

  • Little Korea

  • Chinatown. And all the other Chinatowns, including the Pacific Mall one.

  • AGO. ROM. McMichael Gallery... They are creaking at the seams now, but they are still great places to go and feel inteligent for an afternoon.

  • Healey's. The Horseshoe. The James Joyce. C'est What?... Endless places to listen to good music and drink till 2 AM every night of the week.

  • The fact that almost every public school looks and sounds like a mini-United Nations (in the "four corners of the world meet and get along" way, not "zionism is racism" way). Which brings us to...

  • Sushi. Ethiopian. Indian. Korean BBQ. Italian. Thai. Romanian. Tibetan. Stop me before I eat again!



In the interest of full disclosure... What I hate about Toronto:
  • The lack of public transit that a world-class city like this one should have. It's a crime that I cannot reasonably get to the McMichael Gallery, for example, without a car. (Lifts gratefully accepted.)

  • The slow painful death of old non-chain cinemas.

  • The way other bits of the country hate it for being large, loud, and successful. (Remind you of anything?)

  • No planetarium. (Not even for the Laser Floyd light show. Shame.)



posted 2:36 PM

Monday, July 07, 2003

Via
AccordionGuy, the reason why my social life is a sad disarray: "Sexy. Smart. Sane. Pick any two."

posted 3:13 PM

A few
Stratford thoughts.


  • Saturday night. Popular Shakespeare comedy. The Festival Theatre is only 2/3 full. SARS? West Nile? Recession? Canada-hatred? Stronger Canadian dollar? Shitty reviews for the particular play? I have honestly never see such a thing in half-dozen years of patronizing the fest.

  • Graham Abbey should be making millions of dollars per film. I'd rather he was doing the Festival and the pantomine in Toronto every Christmas, mind you, but, if this world was fair, he would be making millions of dollars per film.

  • Do a wily Mexican and a thrifty Scot really add a lot to a play? I must be too sensitive, but they jar my ear. I'd rather a wily Scot and a cheap Mexican, for the same amount of laughs. Or a cheap and a wily character of undefined ethnicity.

  • If we are setting the thing on a ranch, why not set it on a Canadian ranch?

  • I want to marry Petruchio. What's wrong with me?


posted 12:23 AM

Friday, July 04, 2003

What a marooon!

So, as I do every decade or so, off I go to
The Truth Laid Bear to see who's linking to me. It's the usual crowd, except... wait... this is something new! Never read 'im, never even heard of 'im, but he's obviously got good taste in blogs, so off I go to check 'im out. But wait! I don't see (a) what he could possibly see in me (either my fucked-up social life or the Jew-thing I got going) or (b) the actual link to me! I look again. And again. And, being smarter than the average bear, again, but this time, by selecting the entire text so that the invisible tiny links hidden in the side frame can be seen.

Now, I link to blogs as a place to store frequent reads. And I check every so often if someone new links to me, strictly out of politeness and curiosity. I don't do stats, I don't chase hits, I have only a vague idea of what BlogShares and similar toys are... I started out this blog strictly for myself. I've never asked anyone to link to me. The fact that more than one person reads it (unless someone is playing a cruel trick with the comments) is as shocking to me as it is to you.

This ass, on the other hand, has linked to every blog in existence, in invisible tiny print to generate some kind of high ranking somewhere. Where? Why? Seriously. It's not like he has a message to promote. Read the bloody blog. He seems like a nice enough guy, maybe slightly dimmer than normal. Why play a trick to get more eyeballs to find out about his upcoming wedding or ... wait for it... his displeasure with the current president of the United States? Geesh, there are blogs out there by people who don't like W.? Well, colour me green and call me a cucumber! Now this is the kind of unique view and analysis I was rabbiting on about earlier this week.

Seriously. It's tiny victimless trick, but it's also a matter of honesty and integrity. I was recently asked by a scary man under what circumstances I would be willing to lie or cheat. It, like the other questions the scary man asked, has a long and a short answer. And the answer, very definitley, is not "to get people to read my musings on Wal Mart and wet dreams".

posted 7:17 PM

Thursday, July 03, 2003

One more vaguely-Wilkie-related thought

"Robert Goldstein" channeling Mikey Rivero makes a very good point: "I support the professor. It's his class and if he wants to ban every race that you mentioned above then so be it. Like he said, lot's of choices out there."

Ha-ha! Actually, "Robert" makes a bloody shitty point, but 'cause it's either this or context-sensitive help for a Java-based application, I shall try my best to reply in small words and short sentences. See if you can follow along. This also serves to better define my libertarian ideas.

First of all, discrimination happens. People are people, and they will discriminate. As an immigrant female Jewish Canadian, I have experienced some discrimination. Guess where?

  • I can only speak for my own experience, but, as a woman, I've had no problems getting As in computer science class, or doing presentations to groups of male engineers, etc. I have never experienced even a hint of prejudice against women in this male-dominated field.

  • For all my paranoia and obsession, I have never been personally confronted with real anti-Semitism to my personal or professional detriment in this country. (Drunk Quebecois and ranting International Socialists don't count.)

  • As an immigrant with an accent, I do sometimes encounter idiots who think that that fact that my Vs may sound like Ws also means that my IQ dropped 20 points. But these people really are idiots who never get to a position of authority. Their existence just means that I need to speak slower to customer service clerks on occasion -- always good practice, in any case. The fact that I have an accent, or that English isn't my native language, has not stopped kind, generous, and good-looking people from paying me good bucks for writing and editing English prose. (It has stopped me from getting a few interesting jobs overseas, where they seem more tied to the idea that native English = good English, teaching ability, and/or writing skills. It really, really isn't. For example, I know where an apostrophe belongs in the word "lots." Nowhere.)

  • What's left? The fact that I am chubby, usually dress in jeans and T-shirts, stick my hair in a pony-tail, and rarely wear make-up. And if you think that someone like me making a presentation against some tall blonde in a dress is always judged strictly on merits, I'd like to move to whatever planet you inhabit. This is not sexism. This is an subconscious assumption, by both men and women, that someone who seems well-put-together and attractive is more likely to be a better employee. This is human nature at work.


People will always discriminate. They will always make assumptions, those things we don't know we are making, based on appearance, origins, and other factors. The question is, what are we going to do about it?

I just hate Lower Slobovians. Coming here, taking our jobs, cooking funny-smelling food... The bastards!

What should I be able to do about that?

As a person, I think I should be able to hate those bloody Lower Slobovians to my heart's content. As an employer, I should be able to not hire them. As a landlord, I should be able to refuse to rent to them. I should also be able to write and publish "Why everyone hates Lower Slobovians, part 17." (I think a reasonable exception to free speech is incitement to violence. Everything else, no matter how objectionable, should be allowed.)

Short side-trip. I worked for a couple of years for a huge international computer-related company with three initials to its name. You know the one. It was a very diverse work environment. It's one of those employment places with homosexual pride awareness day, and special blind-person elevators, and a diversity coordinator. We really had one of everyone in that building, and everyone was also extremely brilliant and talented. I'd decided I wasn't made for huge burocracies, but, as far as co-workers went, it was a great place to work.

I currently work for a private company with about 200 employees. Private companies, at least in Canada, do not need to follow any equal opportunity legislation, as far as I know. The owner of the company has a hand in the hiring decisions, and he (and his subordinates) look for the best. And guess what? Without a diversity coordinator or gay pride day, without even an HR person for half the year, drawing on the Toronto and area talent pool, we also have one of everyone in that building. We got Jews, we got Arabs, we got immigrants and Canadians, we got Africans from Africa and African-Canadians, we got every Asian country and most European ones represented at company pot-lucks. We have folks with various disabilities, we have retirement-age employees that like to keep on working, and keener teenagers. By looking for a great workforce, they managed to find a diverse one as well.

Back to my Lower Slobovia obsession (hate the blood-sucking buggers!). What I do on my own time with my own money should be up to me. But...

The Anti-Lower-Slobovia Discrimination League should have the equal right to hate me. They have the right to boycott my products. They have a right to find my views objectionable and ask the printer not to publish volume 18 of my opus. They have the right to let my mortgage-holder bank know that they will transfer to a bank with non-discriminating landlords as customers. They have the right to publish "Why I hate Angua, volume 32" and distribute it on every street corner. They have the right to ask my landlord to kick me out, or kick me out themselves if they happen to be my landlord. They have the right not to hire me, or campaign for my employer to fire me. They have the right to, within the confines of the law, make my life as hellish as I've made theirs.

There are a couple of exceptions to the above. One that applies to "professor" Wilkie is that, sometimes, the decision is not yours to make. Wilkie does not own Oxford. Oxford employs Wilkie, which means that Wilkie needs to abide by Oxford's rules, not the other way around. And an employer (such as Oxford) has the right to fire the sorry ass of an employee (such as Wilkie) who is not abiding by the rules of the place (such as a university-wide nondiscrimination policy).

The second and most important difference has to do with the government and its money. The government, at any level, has no right to discriminate against any of its citizens. Any government job must be open to any qualified employee. Every government service should be accessible to every potential user. Public housing must allow every qualified tenant a place. This also applies to government funding of non-government entities. A university in Canada (and the UK) gets most of its funding from the government, rather than foundations or student tuition. When a university discriminates, it does so on the government's shilling. Ditto a company that gets government contracts. Or a corporation that receives government tax credits or incentives. And, no matter how much I may personally hate Lower Slobovians, I believe that discrimination by government, unlike discrimination by individuals, should not be allowed in a civilized country.

PS -- Wow, this looks positively den-Bestian in length. I really must hate that context-sensitive help, what?

posted 3:14 AM

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

I am brewing a long and thoughtful post about LGF. Meanwhile,
go read this. Now!

posted 3:50 PM

Tuesday, July 01, 2003

Happy Canada Day!

Thanks, Canada!


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posted 2:06 AM



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